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Bad Kitty: Michi and Yoshi's tale of tails

thursday, july 8, 2010

purrrr... i'm back!

i took a break off of blogging for a little bit. my mom said that being on the computer too much makes her keyboard hairy.

so what's up?? things here have been crazy. yoshi has his own facebook page now... look him up! his name is yoshi toshi lim. don't tell my mom, but he sneaks on the computer all the time to FB... mostly talking about the size of his hairballs and stuff. he LOVES the attention.

so here are a couple pics from this year ;)

this is me and yoshi. i always go to bed and wake up with him next to me. he's a little needy.

michi and yoshi holding hands

this is my kitten impersonation.

michi looking little

here's my bro with toys all over him.

yoshi toys on back

yoshi wants to say something... be right back!

 

Posted by Michi



thursday, july 8, 2010

i don't have fingers

sometimes i wish i had hands
so i could open a can of cat food.

paw

do you want to be my facebook friend? look me up!
my name is yoshi toshi lim. (my real name is yoshi banana, but facebook wouldn't let me do it... they thought it was dirty.)

fatt butt

my butt is dirty sometimes.

 

Posted by Yoshi



thursday, july 8, 2010

it's me again!

it's michi again! i didn't finish putting up all our new pics yet and i wasn't able to tell you the highlights of this last spring. i think yoshi got fatter. i still look really good. there was a squirrel that jumped on the window screen last month, and i spotted a baby possum earlier this week! i've stolen at least 2 pounds of food from the feeder and i've made friends with lola, our neighborhood kitty. well, i hiss at her. girls do that. all in all, it's been a great year.

here's me from upstairs.
i love being higher than everyone else!

michi poking her face out

yoshi's been a little more adventurous lately. he likes to take walks outside. well, more like "sits"... my mom puts a leash on him, and they sit on the porch until a car (or a mailman) scares him. then he runs inside. he might look wild in this picture below, but he's actually a chubby chicken.

yoshi on a leash

look what my mom did to my head during easter.
i didn't like it, but i'll do anything for a cute picture.

easter egg head

geez. yoshi wants the computer again.
he's too big- i can't stop him. bye!!

 

Posted by Michi



thursday, july 8, 2010

i made a song

i made a song all by myself.

boo beep meow meoooow
puurrr booo beeep
bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

(oops! the hairball wasn't part of the song)

i'm thirsty.
purrrrrrrr.

drinking water yoshi

 

Posted by Yoshi



tuesday, december 29, 2009

hairy new year!

tis' the season Happy holidays to all the cute furrballs out there ;) I hope you had a wonderful Meowy Christmouse!! Yoshi and I got really amazing treats this year. I was able to eat yummy tinsel off the tree and Yoshi got to sit in a bunch of cool new cardboard boxes! Mommy even put sticky bows on Yoshi's head to celebrate. Here's the picture that should have been on our Xmas card.

snuggle time

The best thing about the holidays is the warm fuzzy feeling I get inside when I see my brother in his winter parka. Haahaa! Sucker. It's become a tradition to put Yoshi in that baby blue parka. I just sit there and watch. Poor Yoshi. He doesn't even know that he's my #1 source of entertainment...

yoshi in parka

Since it's the end of the year, I've put together a list of my favorite things from the last 12 months.

Top 10 Highlights of 2009 by Michi the Cat

10. Broke into the auto feeder for 364 days in a row

9. Spotted 358 squirrels, 198 birds, 15 cats, and 1 fat brother in a funny jacket

8. Ate 2 feet of delicious gourmet ribbon (shhh... don't tell mom!)

7. Lost 5 pounds... ok, maybe 2 or 3

6. Defeated the monster under the blankets

5. Avoided getting my nails clipped (almost) all year

4. Avoided baths (almost) all year. (You beter delete those pictures, mom... that's embarrassing.)

3. Avoided wearing the winter parka

2. Perfected the Michi kitty waddle

1. Reduced hissing at strangers by 33%

 

I wish everybody a Happy New 2010!
May you catch all the mice in the world.

 

Posted by Michi



tuesday, december 29, 2009

socks are yummy

i like it when it's cold.
mommy and daddy put kitty toys in the tree
and hang up a huge sock with my name on it.
sometimes, i find food inside.
big socks are the best.


i like to snuggle with my sister, michi.
she's warm and furry.
i love her.

yoshi and michi cuddle

gotta go... i have to stare at the food dish now.
byebye.

 

Posted by Yoshi



thursday, november 26, 2009

thank you! thank you!

good thing i'm not a turkey Happy Thanksgiving everybody! There's so many things to be thankful for... the laser pointer, the toy with the feathers, cardboard.... delicious food... I have to admit, I'm a pretty lucky kitty. I'm even thankful for my brother. He's a big oaf, but he's cool...

We've been going to modeling school lately, so here's some recent shots of us.

This is me:

michi closeup

Here's Yoshi (he sticks his tongue out in pictures sometimes):

yoshi longue

 

Posted by Michi



thursday, november 26, 2009

the squirrel

i like squirrels.
they have big bellies.

 

Posted by Yoshi



saturday, october 31, 2009

dress up

time to hide It's that time of year again, where it starts to get cold, and mommy suddenly has the urge to dress us in Halloween costumes. Just to let you know, I'm hiding for the rest of the year.

Yoshi is normally not so lucky. This is what happens to him on a "normal" day... I don't even want to see what's in store for him tonight.

Here's Yoshi as a flower boy

yoshi wearing flowers

Bandana kitty

yoshi wearing bandana

Dressy Yoshi

yoshi bowtie

 

I should keep my mouth shut, or else she'll put me in this dress again... uuugh.

michi dress

 

Posted by Michi



saturday, october 31, 2009

flowers

momma puts flowers on my head.
they're pretty.
i like 'em.

 

Posted by Yoshi



wednesday, september 16, 2009

i'm hairy... so what??

yoshi getting lint brushed

ever hear of lint brushing your cat? I've never heard of it either until yesterday, when my parents tried to lint brush us!! I guess they were sick of vacuuming our hair around the house. What? Can a kitty not shed in peace??

This is Yoshi getting attacked. In case you were wondering, they didn't get me... I'm too fast and too furr-ious.

yoshi getting lint brushed

 

Posted by Michi



wednesday, september 16, 2009

mice are nice

I like Mommy's mouse.
It makes clicky noises.
Clicky noises make me sleepy.

Nighty night.

yoshi sleeping on a mouse

Posted by Yoshi



friday, august 14, 2009

who dat?

Mommy and daddy found these little creatures last night. They said they would take care of them until they found a good home. I think it's ok, but they're eating my food. That's not cool. I want my food back.

I'm starving.

yoshi staring at kittens

Posted by Yoshi



monday, july 20, 2009

hard at work

yoshi surprises me sometimes If you met my brother Yoshi, you would know that he's not one for words. He's a sweet boy, but not exactly Mensa material. Lately, he's been surprising me though. I notice him on the computer more and more these days. Here's Yoshi working on a Flash project.

yoshi staring at computer

The picture below is when I caught him using the computer when I thought he was napping. He looks a little surprised.

yoshi at the computer

I wonder if his cluelessness is all a facade. I always assumed that he was dumb as a fat rock, but who knows... there might be a super genius somewhere in his furry head. After all, he is related to me... ;)

 

Posted by Michi



monday, july 20, 2009

i like computers

I like sitting on computers.
They warm up the food in my belly.

 

Posted by Yoshi



wednesday, june 24, 2009

bath time blows

can anyone please explain this? My mom keeps doing this to us. Why? Why!!!?????? If anyone understands this weird fur-wetting human ritual, please explain it to me at yoshilovesmichi@gmail.com. I don't get it. It's just wrong.

michi in bath

 

Posted by Michi



wednesday, june 24, 2009

blowing bubbles

my fur feels slippery People always say that kitties look skinnier when they're wet. That's not true. Look at me... I'm still chubby! Momma thinks I'm cute, so it's ok.

I'm hungry now. Bye bye.

yoshi in bath

 

Posted by Yoshi



sunday, april 26, 2009

what IS that thing?

it's not a cat, it's not a dog... So there's been something running around in our house lately. My parents call it, "Woomba." It's the ugliest pet I've ever seen. It runs around in circles and bumps into things all day. Also, it makes a noise just like that upright sucking monster.

If any kitty has seen one of these things running around, write me at yoshilovesmichi@gmail.com. Do you have any pointers on how to get rid of it? I'm devising a plan to attack it.

Here's a picture of Yoshi about to get attacked by the weird "Woomba" creature.

yoshi getting attacked

 

Posted by Michi



sunday, april 26, 2009

my new friend

i have a new friend.
His name is Woomba.

Sometimes he sucks though.
Then I don't like him so much.

 

Posted by Yoshi



wednesday, march 25, 2009

chow time

lights, camera, stealing action! Yoshi and I sleep a lot, so for some of you, the only thing you see when you look at the kitty cam is a live shot of our food. Entertaining for kitties, but not so entertaining for hairless bipeds. If you want to see some hot kitty chow action, this is me showing my "paw-and nudge" food stealing technique.

food stealing animation

 

Posted by Michi



wednesday, march 25, 2009

furry froyo

Last night I was sitting on my mommy's lap
and she accidentally spilled frozen yogurt on my head.

Yummy.
I love food.

 

Posted by Yoshi



monday, march 16, 2009

it's alive!

nice to meet you. Yoshi and I launched this website on Thursday morning, and we've already had an overwhelming response! We even made it on a super cute kitty blog in France!! Check it out! Meoooow ;)

A lot of you have emailed us and i decided that i'm going to share some of my responses on this blog. I figure a lot of you might have the same pressing questions for us.

If you want to talk to me or Yoshi, write us at yoshilovesmichi@gmail.com. We love getting mail. Yoshi told me that mail would be funner if it tasted better. I've caught him licking the computer screen more than once... he's such a piggie.

So here it goes. Enjoy!


kitty porn

michi,
one of your photos is a bit unseemly. inquiring minds want to know, will you be exploring the x rated modeling career path?

signed,
so curious in san carlos

 

dear so curious in san carlos,

are you talking about the pic with my legs spread open? (#8 on my pics page?) yeah. i'm one classy girl. :)

i was hoping that we could throw that picture in the site,
and maybe start making money off the kitty porn.
you know, a girl's gotta make money for the kibbles, right?

we'll see if it catches on.
i'm waiting for hugh to call me from PlayCat.
i think i'd be cute as the july cover girl.

whattya think?

thanks for looking at the site!

love,
michi

 

Posted by Michi



thursday, march 16, 2009

yoshi likes walls

Sometimes I stare at the wall.
The wall is pretty.
It makes me sleepy.

Time for bed.
Bye bye.

 

Posted by Yoshi



thursday, march 12, 2009

welcome to michi and yoshi's blog

hello. Since we always help our mom with her website and our dad with his blog, we decided to put our paws to work and give our own opinions of life.

Yoshi and I agreed that I should write the majority of the entries. (He can't write very well, he usually just sits on the keyboard and listens to the beeping noise.)

topics that each of us will cover
Michi Yoshi
  • squirrel management
  • art of purring
  • effective food stealing techniques
  • manipulating with cuteness to get what you want
  • hairball debate: to hairball or not to hairball
  • food

Stay tuned for more!

Comments? Suggestions for future posts?
Write us at yoshilovesmichi@gmail.com

 

Posted by Michi



thursday, march 12, 2009

yoshi's turn

I love food.
I'm hungry.

Bye bye.

 

Posted by Yoshi


uh oh- the kitties look hungry